Thursday, December 10, 2009

CLITEATER


This is an interview with Ivan from CLITEATER. To introduce this band is a waste of time I think. Just enjoy it! And be ready for the new album"THE GREAT SOUTHERN CLITKILL" next year!

Hi Ivan, how are you. Give me an update about the band, anything important
happening in the near foretime?

Hi Jorg, thx for the interest in our band. Some important things what are going to happen are the re-releases of the “Clit e’m All” and “Eat Clit or Die” albums on Sevared Records in North America. In the meanwhile we write new tunes for the upcoming album and try to play some shows. At this moment I face some real health problems, so we had to cancel all activities in 2009 but hopefully they are gone soon so I can concentrate for 100% back on the band. More news later.

As you founded CLITEATER, have you ever believed how rapid it would grow?

Actually no. I just started as a joke and as time filler for Vedran and me. When Joost became a member, it all started as a serious band, especially when 2 labels wanted to release the first album and promoters asked us to play live. After Morris joined the band, it all went very fast and the critics told us that we were a one day fly but hey, we still running haha.

Under what premise was CLITEATER founded at that time. Had the world not enough brutal gory sexist bastards. What gave you the balls to come up with another grindband?

As I told I was bored and bought a drum computer to make songs for myself which I liked. Mortician was the biggest inspiration for me. It wasn’t, the idea that this would be grow as a real band, but it turned the other way haha when Vedran, Joost and later on Morris joined the project.

How serious do you take your self? In both ways, the music and the image.

As music very serious. I think you would be scared when you see us practicing and have discussions about a riff of lyric. About image I don’t know. Unfortunately most people say we are porngrind, but we aren’t porn grind. Those people just say what others say. For me personally is important that we have a positive image and I think we have them cause we treat everybody like promoters, fests, other bands and fans with lots of respect!

Puns with Metal classics (album titles and cover art)! What is behind it, respect or impiety?

It started in a bar. We are thinking about the first album title and after some beers I said, Clit e’m all and the others said, woow that’s an awesome name. For the second title (Eat Clit Or Die) someone send an e-mail with some new cd titles and one of them was this one. So we decided to use this also for future releases. It’s a total respect for all the bands we love all our lives, not to make fun of them. I really can’t imagine why some people think we just make this titles to make fun of our favorite bands.

To what extent are you influenced by the classics actually? It is not audible exactly.

Those bands where the first bands we started listening to when we were young and via this way we wanna send a tribute to them, what made us who we are now.

How have you got your little faithful butcher? Is he something like a running gag a like Hemorrhages pathologist?

Haha. Luisma from Haemorrage is the designer of “Andrej Nicolai” and he’s becoming our mascot. For the “cock and love” video we found a guy who was looking like Andrej Nicolai, but he didn’t had the balls to play in the video haha. Iron Maiden has Eddy, we have Andrej Nicolai.

You have gambled a lot on shows in the past. Soon you will share the stage with ROMPEPROP for a European tour. Becomes it not too much sometimes? I believe that it is always fun or can you enjoy it every time?

Yes sometimes it becomes to much, because we can’t live from the music so we all have to work at least 40 hours a week to pay the bills at home. We rehearsing 2 times a week and for 2010 all my vacation days I have are spend again on gigs and studio so the first holiday I will have is maybe in 2011. For 4 years I didn’t had a holiday cause all my energy and spare time is going into the band and sometimes it’s to much but most of the times is a cool thing to do. On tour with Rompeprop means drinking beer,beer,beer,beer, no sleep and eating hamburgers haha.

What do you think is actually the reason for CLITEATER popularity?

I don’t know but we feel blessed!

Could you explain why the chicks go crazy during your shows? Throwing their slips on the stage as in a Take That concert and shit like that. Are they all silly or just horny?

3 or 4 years ago we did some gigs when panties where thrown on stage, but for the last 3 years we never had a panty experience on stage. Maybe the horny girls are grow up now, have children and a husband who did not like it when they trow panties to CLITEATER on stage haha. Even some send us panties by post and asked to make a picture of it and put it on our website haha.

Similar shit with the girls in your clip "cock and love"; how do you enticed the girls to go up to the camera? Sometimes I have to doubt of my image of women!

We just send a bulletin trough myspace and after a day we could choose between 8 beautiful girls. Six of them became the lucky ones and they all did a great job in our video! Respect!

How obnoxious do you feel your lyrics are to yourself? Have you ever got in trouble with it? Or will CLITEATER not be apprehended outside the scene?

The lyrics are just fixation and we believe our listeners can see the different between real and non real things. The lyrics are stories behind a news topic and deal with real things in life, but then in an extreme coat. Some lyrics have some political loading and some are autobiographical. We never had problems with the lyrics, but our band name was sometimes a big problem. Mostly in English talking countries, cause a good distribution was not possible cause the fear of suing shit blahblah, or once we got an angry phone call from a Homo organization, who where thinking we are homophobes cause our cd was called “Eat Clit Or Die” and have a name like CLITEATER. And off course when you have an interview for work, if they ask, what’s your hobby and you say that you play in a band called Cliteater, you can say goodbye to your future job hahaha.

Are you sometimes afraid to stagnate musically? Or work the songwriting like Dutch soccer and round, hard and failed (just kidding)
You have balls to make those jokes!! I,m a big fussball lover (Schalke 04, sorry for those who don’t but I visit many times games in Gelsenkirchen, cause it’s only a 25 minute drive and your football league is much better then the Dutch)!!!) and those things can hurt a Dutchman hahaha, but no worries, next WM fussball we gonna kick ass and win the final ;) No we are not afraid of stagnation because we try to beat this problem to experiment with lots of creativity and only take the songs who sounded the best!

Why did Morris leave the band? Did he get famous with HYMEN HOLOCAUST now? Or have you over fault him?

Morris left the band because he could not combine it anymore with his private life. He runs a big company, works 70 hours a week, has to raise 3 children and playing often live was to hard for him. He did an amazing job for 7 years and we still have contact with him, off course he’s our friend and for him was also a hard decision to make.

And what about Susan? Maybe she wasn't recognized in what a band she plays? Or is she too busy with GOD DETHRONED and all the other bands?

In first place we asked her only for the summer festival gigs, but she wanted to stay cause her own band was quit and we where satisfied with her. After a year she started MURDER SSYNDICATE and wanted to leave us, because she could put all her time in the new band. A few months later she joined forces with GOD DETHRONED and she’s still playing in it and I still have good contact with her.


You release your music is sometimes here and sometimes there. Are you erratic in this regard? What do you expect from WAR ANTHEM now? Has your show at PARTY SAN 07 kicked off the door to them? By the way, how does it feel to play in front of so many people?

The first release was on Dismemberment / Bleedin Hemmoroid Recs. They only printed 250 copies and they were sold in one week. They could not finance a new pressing and the distribution was zero. Restrain Recs picked it up and re-released the first cd and released also the 2nd cd. Because of circumstances Restrain was not able to put more energy in the band and told us to leave because he thought the band deserves a better and bigger label. Morbid signed us, but financially they broke just before our release of Scream Bloody Clit, and War Anthem picked it up and released the Scream Bloody Clit cd. We have good contact with the guys and the coorperation between is very good!! It’s a growing company with great releases and we are very proud to be one of them! WAR also is going to release the new full length cd and the gig on PSOA was for sure a kick of the door for them! This gig was really amazing and one of my favorites I ever done!!

Can you explain why in THE NETHERLANDS there are so many Grindbands? I mean, it is only a small grass verge that is looking for cover behind the seawall.

I don’t know, maybe cause is so small lots of people come in contact with grind and metal people? And we are not only a small piece of grass verge before a seawall haha, we have an beautiful country, with lots of cultures, history and nice beers and food. Feel free to visit and drink some beers with us!

Can you handle the stereotypes? What's your opinion about this: The only reason that THE NETHERLANDS are not under water today, is, you are all not at home at the same time. Because you are caravan - terrorists of the streets in Europe!

Off course I can handle stereotypes and this one is a funny one. Last summer I made a short trip to Switzerland and I saw many Dutchies driving with caravans and I was thinking, what the fuck is going on here haha. But I hate the stereotype that every foreigner things every Dutchy smokes weed or bring it to other countries. Last trip German police took me 3 times from the autobahn cause of drug controls cause I was Dutch.

So many thx for the interview Jorg. For those who wanna join is, feel free to look at our myspace at www.myspace.com/cliteater

Stay loyal to the clits and see you on tour!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

HUMANITY FALLS



“The goal for Humanity Falls is to take the sound to another level. The philosophy is to create a unique sound but to maintain creativity and emotion that has become absent in modern metal. We believe the death metal scene as late have been growing predictable, and we would like to bring back the sound that makes death metal special” That´s what I call a statement. Let´s see what is behind it!

Hi Eston, how are you man. How is it going with your “experiment” HUMANITY FALLS? Give me all redunant details about the band!


I am well, Jorg. Just enjoying the trying times. We lost our original drummer back in August, and it put a damper on a lot of things we wanted to do at the time but we bounced back pretty quickly and all the material is coming together perfectly. The chemistry we all have with each other is amazing. Currently, we're adding the finishing touches on our first record titled "Ordaining the Apocalypse" and a mini-tour is going to follow in suit for the CD in the middle of next year. Things in the Humanity Falls camp are starting to reach levels we all haven't been before, so we're all pretty anxious for what the next 6 months are going to bring. We just hope that we keep receiving the comments we've been getting so far.

You guys must have damned big balls, to release a demo with that unbeliveable lousy sound! Are you not afraid to forfeit your chance still before it all really started?

Yeah, the demo quality is awful for our standards...but we figured why the hell not release it? There's plenty of brutal death metal, black metal and grindcore bands who are established now who have releases sub-par demo quality releases. We just wanted to show everyone a sample of what's to come when we finish recording the album. It'd be a crime to hold back until the CD was finished. The album would have been recorded had we not switched drummers, so all we're hoping that the tracks we have now will conduct enough interest until we're finished. We aren't afraid at all, it's going to be worth the wait

How is it originated? Probably someone has forgotten a taperecorder in a corner of your rehearsal room as you were wasted and raped your instruments!

We originated about a year ago. This was supposed to be just a side project – something we all did whenever we got around to it. We all pretty much knew each other from local shows and from my previous band, so it was only a matter of time before we collaborated. Our old drummer knew me really well and what I was capable of, thought I’d be a good fit for the band, so I gave it a try.

“Take the sound to another level” – fuck man you are pretty cockily. Like the demo sounds you mean –sublevel- for sure! Come and convince me from the contrary! With all the countless bands out there, why do you think just your band has a right to exist? To be alive in the jungle you must have something to offer! What shall that be? Tell me something about your musical paragons!

We don't deserve to exist at all, I won't be arrogant here. But we all love playing and creating music and we want to give back to the scene that's done so much for us. It's always been a dream to play with the bands we always pay to see, so we hope that comes to fruition. Honestly, we're all pretty much tired of same boring myspace bands getting popular and known in our scene who are not worth it. The scene here is flooded with deathcore or bands who love to slam. It's all getting really old. The only way I can convince you that we aren't a pretentious band is if we come to a venue near you...but realistically, we just like the music to speak for itself...so just be patient until the album is released. I always believe that if you really don’t like something, you can change it for yourself. So that’s what we’re going to try and do.

Is that progressive GORGUTS – like guitar play not just music for musicans who have to prove something to themself? The crowd in front of the stage want just brutal riffing or am I wrong?

Of course! It’s always more than just fans. The goal within the music of “Humanity Falls” is never to be the biggest or fastest band but we definitely want our music to be felt and our themes to effect the lives of others. Life changing? Who knows. But we definitely want our listeners to feel what we’re saying and relate to it. We can only hope for the best and hope that it will catch the ears of others. The ultimate rule is we want to make music for ourselves. Music that WE all want to sit down and listen to. I can speak for us all when I say we can care less of the opinions of others. We just do what we want, when we want and I hope fans can respect this. I feel like that’s becoming somewhat of a lost philosophy .As Ammo (guitars) would say, fans want to hear brutal riffing, That’s mandatory and it comes mandatory with the music that we play...but at the same time, we have to make it original and to the point where no one is watching us bored on stage or craving a cigarette instead of watching us.

What is your fascination with complex music? Or is it actually not so complicated?

I wouldn’t say our sound is as complex or complicated as say, Spawn of Possession or Portal. I wouldn’t say we have a fascination with complex music at all. I would say we have a fascination with trying to find original bands and original styles of music who can influence us and make us better musicians and people.

Your lyrical themes are not about blood and pus, you devote real themes, I think. But shall be music not just escapism. Why do we have to be remembered in our rare spare time on our own persihability?

This is pretty much my only escape from the real world, playing this death metal music. Blood and pus is just as realistic as being selfish or materialistic. It’s not an everyday thing where I can go up and hack or rape a woman, and I’m not a mortician or doctor, either. I don’t know of fancy medical terms, so I can’t really relate to the gore. Music is about self emotion and reality, and I’m sure we all feel that way so we like to bring that to the table. I can relate to things I see on a daily basis so I just philosophically put together my thoughts and feelings. There are a lot of things that go into the lyrics I produce. I feel like the lyrics have to present the image and has to match the mandatory brutality that’s in the guitars, bass and drums. Everything has to compliment each other from top to bottom in the style of metal we play. If the listener can’t handle it, there’s always another band to listen to that will suit their needs. Just as long as people can listen with an open mind is all that we can possibly ask as a band.

How is it going forward with your first cd? Are you able to pay for the studio or have you to record under the bridge?

We're going to record it the same way we did with our demo! I'm sure everyone is going to be glad about that!!!! Especially you, Jorg!!! Hahaha…
Seriously…the CD is shaping up to be very special to all of us whether people give us a chance or not. We really hope so. The process has been fun, yet stressful at times…but we’ve always tried to make the time as productive as possible. Hopefully it all shows in the recording. As for the method that we’re going to do, I think we’re going to keep that under the bridge. I will add that we are working on a promo CD, one that sounds ten times better and will give an accurate representation of the band. We’re going to try and sneak that on some people before the end of year if all goes well. The process in the CD has been very productive along with the song writing and we appreciate all the help we have received with it, we all just hope it will be released in time for our tour. We desperately want everyone to hear what we’ve been coming up with in our hibernation.

The artwork for the upcoming album shows like a cover for a gay pagan band. Are you sure you wanna use it?


Yes, we’re sure. Hahaha… I believe the cover represents the sound and the reaction we’ve gotten so far…which is hit or miss. You either like it or don’t. Everyone’s always got a different opinion. Like I said, it goes back to the original philosophy…so who cares? We’re doing what we want…we’re just going to let the music speak for itself.

Why call your bass player “The Faceless bassist”? Because he has a gob that only a mother loves?

I wouldn’t go that far, brother. I’m not too into the gore, but our bassist is for sure…so watch out! Hahaha…

Will you be here on earth after 12.21.2012? Or are you digging for your bunker under your rehearsal room?

I hope not. I mean, after seeing Gorguts or Ulcerate I wouldn’t have a reason to live anyway!

I need your true opinion to the following cd´s!
- IMMOLATION: DAWN OF POSSESSION


Immolation is my favorite band. Definitely one of the best death metal CD’s of all time.

- BON JOVI Keep the Faith

I could care less…

- MORBID ANGEL: ALTARS OF MADNESS

Second favorite band, remarkable album. David Vincent’s best vocal performance and I truly love the eerie feeling of the record from top of bottom. Formulas Fatal to the Flesh is better, in my opinion….

- AEROSMITH: Get a Grip

Never really liked Aerosmith.

- PESTILENCE : Testimony Of The Ancients

Another favorite record and band of mine. Right next to Dawn of Possession.

- ELVIS - general ( the guy with that all the noise started)

: I don’t really have an opinion. Heh…

Are ANIMALS still killing PEOPLE? Are you still active with them?

Hopefully they are… but we’re still active and productive as well. We just recently played the first New Jersey Death Fest, and we have some things in the works. It’s crawling, but we’re still alive.

Anyway, have you still desire for your other bands. I mean, now you play serious and adult music! Are you still into brutal and raw tunes?

Very much so! I try to learn about as much in the underground death metal scene as possible as spread it to everyone else. We’re all like family, so if I really get into a band I let everyone else know. Sean who plays in Morbid Terror and Edifice got me onto this band from Belgium called Amputated Repugnance, so I’ve been checking them out, I have another friend in Fumes of Decay and their demo is really impressive. Disentomb, Jasad, Perverse Dependence, Parasitic Extirpitation and even Sean’s band Edifice have some pretty brutal and raw tunes going on, so yeah…I’m addicted to the grind.

Last shot is yours, Sleep well.

Thanks! 2009 has been a great year for death metal! We’ve had awesome CD’s from Asphyxiate, Amputated Genitals, Abysmal Torment, Devourment, Ulcerate, Portal,and so many more! And in addition to that, the local bands we know of and are friends are slowly starting to work their way up as well. Andromorphus Rexalia, Morbid Terror, Edifice, Shiro Ishii, Pyrrhon just to name a few. I highly recommend Pyrrhon as they’re one of my favorite bands we’ve played with thus far. And for all of the people who like to firmly stand by the belief that death metal is growing stale, I would like to say that the current state of metal is getting very pathetic and that I agree to an extent. People need to stop ruining the scene with unoriginal and recycled music. Promoters need to start doing their job again and promoting the shows and not leaving it up to the bands anymore. This whole “pay to play” ordeal that’s getting popular fucks everyone over and we all don’t stand for it one bit. There is more to life in music than living and relying on your myspace pages. There is a whole world out there for us musicians!
Go out to your local record stores, put up fliers, tell your friends and support your fucking bands! I get so sick of people only downloading and buying shirts but never going to the shows. We are not here to support your fucking mp3 collection. Shows are not that expensive! I am guilty of downloading, but I still purchase CDs and spread the word of spectacular bands that merit it. This death metal scene is not dead! I want to keep my scene alive, but if you care about this music the same way I do, then please follow. The only way the bands will survive is if you go and see them!!!!!!!
If you want to keep up to date with the band, you can keep in contact with any of us through our page. Our 2009 promo will be coming, so be on the lookout!!!
http://www.myspace.com/humanityfallsband

Monday, December 7, 2009

PSYCHOGENESIST




“Psychogenesist arose to life after the break up of the band Bone Crushing Annihilation in 2007. Hailing from Orange County NY these epic musicians aim to get metal back on top, where it belongs!” This sounds damned pretentious, let´s see whether this guys have balls too!

Hi Dan, how are you, hope it´s all fine in Orange County. I´m sure you are busy with beer, sluts and being a good patriot!


O you bet, thanks for having me!

Tell me something about the rotted and wasted pack that vegetate under the name PSYCHOGENESIST!

Well we got Jesse Pospisil on drums. He originally had joined as our guitar player, and recorded on our demo. After we had problems with our drummer he switched roles to his second instrument, drums! He's a natural, metal is in his veins! Then we got Max Case playing bass in the band. He's been a looong time friend of mine, and played in my old band BCA. Fucker just shreds! And of course me, I'm doing all the guitar work now, and vocals!

You say your music is an expression of true being. Explain it! Are you really officious to tell the people something...what ever?

Haha, I've just always had the urge to play extreme metal. I have a vision for my writing, and i like to let my music tell stories. Especially the solos!

What happened since “Celestial Destiny” demo? I hope you have got more than 4 songs since then!

O yea! Like i was saying we had some problems with our original drummer. That forced us to change our line-up around a bit, but i never quit writing new songs! Now we are back to 100% and have been doing shows locally!

How is going forward with your next album. How is coming along? You announce it for 2011, it seems you are not the fastest!

We got 10 songs written now, and yea we are shooting for an early 2011 release! Having to switch the line-up around during the written process kinda put a lot of pressure on me, and it was a hard time for all of us really. We've worked hard at crafting the album, and once it's released you'll know why it took longer then I would have liked!

Any attractive and lucrative label deals for it? Or will you do it by yourself? What are the advantages if a band has its recordings in their own hands?

This is actually one of the reasons why we are delaying the release till early 2011. We are investigating our options now. We had some problems with our label when i was still in BCA, and that kinda put a bad taste in my mouth. We are ready to move on now, and are open to offers! If nothing comes through we will definitely do a self release! These days with studio's struggling, and power of the internet, you can still reach a lot of people and stay in control, without going broke!

What about the lyrics, is there significant meaning to them or are they just means to an end - to give your music the right accompaniment? Are your lyrics a manifest?

Our lyrics are very important! I've always been in observer so most of them are my reactions to all the bullshit going on these days. We cover a lot of topics from Religion, Politics, Cannibalism, Apocalyptic events, and there's even one about life on other planets.

Who is responsible for the songwriting? How is it possible to put so many brutality in the songs without letting it sound patched together?

All the songs that will be on the record I wrote. Usually I'll just mess around with ideas i have, and then when i have a song almost complete I'll introduce it to band. Then we discuss idea's further and smooth is all out.

What are you smoking in your rehearsals to write such insane shit? What’s your main-focus when it comes to songwriting?

Haha, like i said these guys are naturals, and i just love to play brutal death metal! We all like other types of music, but shredding peoples faces off is what it's all about for us!

How much time do you invest in the band. I have the suspicion the band is not very active currently. Disabuse me!

Geez, people actually make fun of us because we never miss a practice! When we switched the line-up around we decided to spent our time just writing and rehearsing our material. We even tried out some people as a second guitarist. So we worked hard, getting our act ready for the stage. Where we live is not exactly the Mecca for death metal. We have some shows lined up now, and we are looking to more! I'm also trying to spread our word online worldwide, we can now be found on many popular online radio stations.

Are you able to raise the band on a more professional level? It should be no problem with the music, but have you enough time and money. Or are you satisfied with your status? What is realistic accessible?

I'm satisfied to have such a great band to play with, but not exactly thrilled with our professional level. Only because i know we have great music, and it kills me to not be able to expose it to a bigger audience. Like every other death metal band out there we all have jobs so that cuts our time down a little, but can be worked around. Money is also becoming less of an issue, but it's also another decision to delay the release of our record till early 2011. We spend a lot of dough on gear, and all have plans to get better shit for the road!

What's your fascination for brutal music? Could you imagine to deal with some other metal styles in future?

No, we will not be changing our style! I've worked hard out crafting the style of the band, which i believe is original! I've always been fascinated with brutal metal, and everything about it! The hard work, skill, and dedication it takes to pull off such intensity, and just being around like minded people! It's a lifestyle!

There are so many bands out there, sometimes I think there are more than there are fans. Can you guarantee that PSYCHOGENESIST will still be playing together in 5 or 10 years? What's your opinion on all the new bands coming out nowadays?

Haha, yea sometime i think that too. I feel i can guarantee that we will be playing for at least another 10 years! I've been playing this style of music since i was 15 years old, and have been in a lot of bands, and gained lots of experience in the process. Everything I've been through in my life has led me to Psychogenesist. We don't fuck around there is no turning back now!
The scene has definitely changed a bit since i started out 10 years ago, but i like it! There is some great bands coming out theses days! I don't think death metal will ever die!

Why should we have PSYCHOGENESIST on the radar in future? Are you something special? Show me that you have balls!

The release of our album will definitely put us on the radar. Hopefully it's a good one though! Some of the shit that we discuss in our songs is a bit controversial. We got this one song called “Corporatocracy”, it's like shit are we even allowed to say that? I like to think we are something special, there is not a single unsigned band in our area that can even compete with us!

Tell me about BONE CRUSHING ANNIHILATION!

Bone Crushing Annihilation was a lot of fun! We put a lot of work in that band! We traveled and played some great shows in some major cities! We got support from a label in California, that turned out to screw us and never officially release our album “Killing Spree”. After that our other guitar player who was also our singer got into drugs or something so he quit. We just all kinda wanted a new beginning so we took what we had learned from BCA, and made an even better band!

What are your 4 all time favorite albums and why?

O man, it's so hard to choice!
Okay okay okay
1. Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness
2. Deicide - Decide
Those to albums influenced me more then any thing!
3. Origin - Echoes of Decimation - so brutal set the standard for modern death metal
4. Necrophagist - Epitaph

What is the ultimate real live Horror for you ? And don’t tell me, to answer this interview!

Not being able to spread my music to like minded people, and working in the airplane factory for another 20 years!

Enough, last spot is yours!

Thank again for your time to do this interview with us! Stay tuned for our new album which will be out early 2011. Check us out on line www.myspace.com/psychogenesist all new artwork and layout will be up soon! Hope to hangout with you all at show sometime soon!!!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

EMBRYONIC DEVOURMENT




EMBRYONIC DEVOURMENT - Grinding brutality, in its own unique form, shredding the minds of all alike from the close-minded, and feeble, to the strongest of free thinkers... You want to know more?...just catch their noise!

Hi mate, how are the things going in California? What is the worst thing there, Earthquakes and firestorms or an ex - Termionator as head of government?


All of the above....although the smoke is pretty nice out here haha

Is California a good place for Embryonic Devorment or have you to hide in the cellar from the mob?

Its a great place for us - we're friends with many a mob so its all good

Tell me all details about the band and when you think it is too boring give me your favorite barbecue reception alternatively!

Well we have 2 releases and were working on writing and recording our newest effort titled "Vivid Enterpretations of The Void". We've been around 8 years i think and have played with most major death metal acts. I was in egypt recently and ate cow brains off the barbecue - it was tasty.

6 years - one full length b- are you lazy or needs quality time?

We have lives other than being in a band. I wasnt aware we were on a time schedule haha. All i can say is that you'll get it when you get it..and thats that - deal with it.

How far away is “Fear of Reality Exceeds Fantasy” from platin and Grammy- state?

Well, we were nominated on some metal site as one of the top 10 death grind releases for 2008...but who knows. I dont care about hype - just gotta keep grindin and play the music that makes me happy. I could give a fuck about what people think hahaha

And how is it going forward with the next one?

We have 8 new songs and we'll be going into the studio to record january 5th. The new material will blow the old shit out of the water - i can wait to give people some real Ear Punishment.

Will you go hand in hand with Deepsend again or have Sony and co an eye on you?

We're just gonna send it out and see what happens. Ultimately we'd like to be label mates with Brittany Spears but its gonna take alot of work to get to that point hehe

Tell me about the lyrical concept, all that strange “Reptilian Agenda” stuff!

People have been talking about reptilian humanoids since the time of egyptians, sumerians, and the mayans. Its nothing new...i suggest reading "The Biggest Secret" by David Icke. Theres a wealth of information on the topic...just take a look, its in a book, a reading rainbow!

How have you found out that bizarre garbage? Can you handle it in another way as to hoax it?

I'd rather not hoax it...im having too much fun enticing the believers haha.

What about the good old satanic gore porn violence! You can not jiggle on the building blocks of a whole scene! Don´t you have respect for conservative traditions?

Words like Jiggle, Conservative, and building blocks? Are you sure you listen to metal? Coz the last time i checked metal is all about breaking rules. Sure, maybe we should be like every other band...then we'll have soooo much to talk about hahaha

Will the next cd have the same sophisticated lyrics? Or you warn us about Dec. 21. 2012? Or H1N1 virus that was implanted in politician brains from alien intelligence?

I touch on 2012 but from an opinionated view point. Its more about the ancient deities and origins of man. Or maybe its about your mom takin it in the butt.....yea i like that better - guess you'll just have to buy it to find out! haha

I read that unbelieveable Halloween verdict about “darker and more satanic night”. What the hell has Austin smoked that day? Something of his own growing? It seems dangerous?

This is Austin haha. I smoked PCP with a hint of crack that day...you know how that is...can u get anymore?

You guys must be the masters of verdicts! On myspace it says “Wer are antitempo”. It can´t be meant musically? Maybe you are the obstacle of the society? What the hell means that crap?

Our music...at least our last cd cant be beat mapped. Thats what we mean. We hate keeping 1 tempo...so anytime you start feeling a tempo is when we tend to change it up. Thus, anti tempo Mr. Moron

Got it honey. If it´s all about the music in your life you have to watch out to not suffer on loss of reality any day. There are more things out there than brutal noise! Have your mummies never exhorted you to learn an respectable job and to forget your foolish childhood dreams?

Well if this is just a phase then i guess i haven't grown up yet. We like being toys r us kids.

Is the respect of the fans more valuable than money? Are you hopeless idealists? And how are you finance your self?

Deepsend Records finances us and yes, were hopeless idealists. Whats important is that we play music for ourselves and no one else. Of course were happy to have people buy and listen to our shit...but mostly its because were addicted to playing music and making the sounds we wanna hear.

I heard you will follow the formula of success of a band like CANNIBAL CORPSE. It seems you are damned big mouth! How shall that work?

Were not following any formula....were just inspired to work towards that success level. What if we did reach it? What if we dont - who cares

What about Austin´s band MUMMIFICATION ? are they still active. Can he seriousely dance on two weddings at the same time without slight one bride?

Mummification has been over for a long time now.....like 4 years. If i could still drum i would but my wrist just wont allow it. So now i play bass and vocals in E.D. and am happy doing that.

Last spot is yours and don´t bore my reades! Thanks for wasting your time with me.

No problem, stay gay! http://www.myspace.com/embryonicdevourment
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